I'm discreet, honest, and available during the day (sometimes late at night or early in the morning) and I know exactly what to do to make the majority of the male population happy. I'm reliable but usually ok ALWAYS late. Blonde and forgetful, sweet and nutty, protected but not directed and definitely not stupid (unless it's electrical/mechanical and then I'm actually retarded). . My all natural 38dds are coated with honey flavored powder and if they were ever served in a restaurant, they would need to be served with a side of spank me cuz i'm da best at being bad. Let's face it, someone has to be da best and I don't have a problem standing up and accepting that responsibility, and in fact I'll accept it regardless of my position.